Strange Candy by Laurell K. Hamilton

My review is broken into pieces following each individual story in the order I read them in. I only read the three stories pertaining to the Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter series.

“Selling Houses”: Honestly, just a whatever little story.

“Those Who Seek Forgiveness”: Nicely gorey. I saw the ending coming when Carla showed up in white. But, ya know, otherwise solid.

“The Girl Who Was Infatuated With Death”: Much “eeehhhh” from my end. This was short, sweet, and full of “Jean-Claude’s irresistible.” I did kind of like that the ethics of turning someone into a vampire before cancer could ravage their body was touched on... barely.

Blue Moon by Laurell K. Hamilton

So... this is probably the second or third time I've read Blue Moon, though I'm betting it's only the second. I only remembered bitty bits of this book: Jason and Anita getting the vampire-goo off Jason in the shower and Richard's mom's finger getting cut off. The rest was completely pushed out of my mind. Bound to happen with a series that's so long, has so many characters, has so much metaphysics, and so much personal drama to work through. I think much of those last two gets reiterated throughout the series, as there is a need to explain and re-explain just WTF is going on. So I remembered the details of what Anita discovers here, even if I didn't remember the original context.

Ho-boy, that context. I've been rereading these books rather piece-meal lately, so it's very easy to a) drop the book when I'm frustrated and b) make the story last longer. Definitely not the best when reading through frustrating bits, to be honest. And again, the fricking Richard drama frustrates me to no end. I was about halfway through this time and had decided I was going to DNF and just move on, mainly due to the Richard drama. I'm vaguely glad I didn't end up doing that, but it was a very close thing. I was incredibly displeased with Richard's whole stance about being in jail, given what he was in jail for... yes, you definitely need a lawyer if you're falsely accused of rape. Being innocent does not just automatically mean a lawyer is not necessary. Even in cases not involving rape. Get a damn lawyer and don't be an ass to them or the person who hired them for you. Then, of course, there's the continuing relationship drama... I don't think I've ever wanted to punch a character so much in my life. Every time Richard can get in any sort of dig, he goes for it. Like, sir, shut up.

The thing that really, really broke me, though, the thing that was the nail in the DNF coffin, was the pair of humans being able to mostly sneak up on Anita and Jason through a forest apparently teeming with lycanthropes. Nope. Just no. Those two would have been at the very least redirected elsewhere before they ever got close enough for Jason to smell them. Ugh. But I pushed on and was brought to the second piece of SOD madness: Christian Holy Relics BS. This was a piece of this plot I was ridiculously glad to have forgotten. It doesn't even feel like it should be a part of this universe. I get how it obviously is, with Christianity being a thing and all, but it just doesn't feel like it meshes with the rest of the Anita Blake mythos. I just about DNF'd again at the mere mention of it.

Now, there were parts of this book I liked. I like the world-building stuff. Gimmie the troll stuff all day. That was neat. I said the last time trolls were mentioned that I didn't think they really got mentioned again... I was wrong, but now I'm pretty sure in reiterating that statement. I also liked the Damian stuff. I obviously forgot that he goes through it here. Poor Damian. I did appreciate the lore-drop we got from him about Jean-Claude. Poor Nathaniel as well. Our sweet sexy cinnamon roll just cannot catch a break in this book. I also teared up at Jason and Anita's pact to save Richard's mom. Jason and Anita's friendship really blossoms here and that moment felt very earned.

But yeah... the rest of Blue Moon... just didn't like it. The police storyline was just largely annoying, especially given the backstory on that. The werewolf stuff... meh. The vampire stuff... I was annoyed that Colin had apparently forgotten then whole thing about not killing or harming Human Servants... which does come back to bite him in the butt... but yeah, ultimately just annoying.

I'm ultimately not sure if the decision to not DNF was worth it, even given my favorite moments happened after that initial decision... Blue Moon is ultimately forgettable. Yes, it establishes some shit, but... pretty much all of it is reiterated later in the series so if/when I do another Anita Blake reread, I'll probably skip Blue Moon. 

Favorite Lines

"Compassion is not weakness," Richard said. "Only those without compassion think otherwise."

"Real wolves didn't do this shit. Only people could take a nice, sane animal and screw it up this badly." - Anita Blake

"I'll tell you the real horrible truth, Anita. No matter what you do or how bad you feel about it, life just goes on. Life doesn't give a fuck that you're sorry or upset or deranged or tormented. Life just goes on, and you gotta go on with it, or sit in the middle of the road and feel sorry for yourself. And I don't see you doing that." - Jason Schuyler

The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan

Full disclosure: I did watch “The Wheel of Time” Amazon Prime adaptation before reading this book. I was very aware of the story beats that were the same and those that differed due to the adaptation itself and the difficulties during filming.

All that said, I did enjoy The Eye of the World. It is quite dense and honestly, at times, felt as though it should have been broken up into smaller books. The world feels very rich and lived-in, which I very much enjoyed. There were definitely times where the amount of characters felt overwhelming and detrimental to things like pacing.

I really don’t have a lot to say about The Eye of the World. It was good enough as a first outing to keep me reading further. I’m looking forward to seeing how the rest of the series pans out. 
 

Favorite Lines

"People don't always think of behave the way you might believe they would." - Tam al'Thor

"Gray hairs don't mean our brains have curdled," - Tam al'Thor

"Anything can be a weapon, if the man or woman who holds it has the nerve and will to make it so." - Lan Mandragoran

"I am not a cheese for slicing." - Thom Merrilin 

Arceus Adventures: Effing Arceus

On this, the final day of my vacation, I FINALLY finished the last Mission in Pokemon Legends: Arceus. My Pokedex is now complete (as far as catching the 'mons). I feel accomplished. It only took me an whole 3 YEARS to finish this thing.

Okay, so, this story actually starts with having to finish the "Incarnate Forces of Hisui" Request line. I've been working on that on and off for a few weeks. Earlier this week, I spent a good couple of hours getting frustrated chasing Enamorus around the Crimson Mirelands. So. Many. Smoke Bombs. There's no cover in the portion of the Mirelands Enamorus is running around in. None. Well... a rock or two. But that's nowhere near enough. So you gotta stealthily chase her around, dodging her tornadoes if/when she spots you and the aggressive Pokemon that inevitably attack you while you're trying to be stealthy. Such. A. Pain.

Or so I thought...

Jeebus Christ was that last Mission a pain in the butt. "The Deified Pokemon" first requires you to finish your Pokedex. Enamorus was the last Pokemon I needed, so that was a frustrating few hours of nonsense... and a couple days between that frustration and this one.

At the top of Mt. Coronet lies the Temple of Sinnoh, where you play the Azure Flute to summon Arceus. You are then transported to the Hall of Origin to begin a grueling battle with Arceus. Much running and dodging, rolling around over and over while attempting to throw balms at the dang Pokemon. OMG I threw my Switch 2 at the couch at least twice during this. Took a good 3-5 hours (I can't remember exactly when I started) of this.

Oh, and the one time I attempted to get my Boyfriend to help out. Boyfriend plays a lot more games than I do, so I figured he could maybe so some of this involved gameplay. I was halfway through Arceus' "Fury Bar" or whatever. I told him what the controls were, and let him go. He could not figure out the controls, kept bitching at me about "remapping" them... like dude, it's the final boss fight, I'm not just gonna remap the controls, even if I could. He then... restarted the battle instead of continuing it after blacking out. I about strangled him. It had taken sooooo long to get to that point... I was so mad.

Another hour or so after this incident, I kept dying just as the last "throw a Pokemon" command popped up on the screen. Because of course that pops up and Arceus' attacks are still going. And then I would die immediately.

But I finally did it! I honestly thought I'd died again. I swear I got hit by an attack just when the "Fury Bar" went to zero... but no. It was time for Arceus to tell me I'd done a good job collecting all the Pokemon and give a piece of himself (itself?) to me.

So yay! I did it!

Now to leisurely complete the rest of the Pokedex... all the attacks and catching and stuff... until Legends: Z-A comes out. 

Burnt Offerings by Laurell K. Hamilton

Burnt Offerings is, ah, interesting. It further builds out the world in some fun and not-so-fun ways. Really drives home just how monstrous vampires can get while at the same time exposing just how petty they really are. I really did not remember much about this book despite how actually quite important it is in terms of character and concept introduction. The details simply slipped my mind.

Asher giving off Constantine vibes right at the beginning there. I quite like Asher here. He's got his reasons for being the way he is but hasn't yet gone completely off as he does in later books. I won't get into that, though. The point is: Asher's introduction is neat and I like him. I also quite enjoy Warrick. He reminds me some of The Wicked Truth from later books. Warrick doesn't get a lot of "screen time" here, but what he does get is quite impactful. I feel much the same with Gideon and Thomas. I like them in the small amount of "screen time" they're given. And oh yes, last, but ultimately not least, Nathaniel is introduced here. I love Nathaniel and he shall be protected at all costs.

I do believe this book begins the “vampires are really just people on dang power-trips” thing that bugs me soooo much about things like Vampire Councils. The Council members and affiliates get butt-hurt when Anita won’t play ball and be “properly” intimidated or kow-tow to them because they said so. I like how she manages to play them within their own rules, though, once she's properly informed as to what the rules are. The fairly arbitrary rules, it seems like to me, to be honest. Again, vampires are humans with extraordinary powers who could just as easily decimate each other if they didn't have their rules so... that's super fun.

At some point when I was recommending this series to a friend via Threads, someone else said something about Anita being homophobic in the early books. I’ve been on the lookout for evidence of this… doesn’t seem to exist from what I can tell. Even here, she tries to get The Traveler to vacate Willie’s body because Willie doesn’t like men and The Traveler does. She isn’t insulting about it, just matter-of-fact about respecting someone else’s preferences. She also doesn't say anything about Gwen & Sylvie. At this point, I'm largely finding any homophobic comments are in the context of the cops and are on par with what they say about the "monsters" as well. That doesn't make them right, of course, or the comments non-existent, but so far... nothing entirely shocking or out of the ordinary for the context. I'd also like to make it clear that I don't condone these comments any more than I condone what was said to Detective Perry in an earlier book.

Interesting discussions here about the nature of the monsters, leadership, and what it means to be part of society. I think it’s interesting that vampires, or at least The Council, think themselves apart from human society still. What Anita tells The Traveler is correct on all counts: leadership comes with a responsibility to those you lead and letting yourselves become legal in society also means responsibility toward that society. Of course this discussion also comes as part of an issue with trying to save what, just four years ago in-world, would have been deemed monsters and not worth saving. Add to that the whole thing with the lycanthropes at the hospital… I wouldn’t quote me on this at all, but what happened to Lorraine has to have happened irl to Black men in the past when they saved the lives of White people (at least I hope that kind of thing is past… the world today… smh).

“There’s the possibility of disease contamination if there are bodies floating in the basement,” - Lieutenant Wren — misconception. Dead bodies do not carry disease and I HIGHLY doubt anything carrying disease would have had time to get to these particular bodies. If you'd like to know more about this stuff, I highly recommend checking out "AskAMortician" over on YouTube. This isn't super relevant to the plot, but clearly jumped out at me to mention.

If it weren't for the inclusion of forcing the Vampire Council to do some actual leadership, I would say the police stuff felt quite tacked on. It came at a point in the book where it felt very sudden, which I suppose any terrorist activity does. Make no mistake, what Humans First did was terrorism. It also ended up giving Dolph another opportunity to lecture Anita about dating "the monsters," which I don't think she needed after Ronnie essentially said the same stuff. I personally find the third party lectures about the whole thing annoying at best.

Speaking of the whole thing and third parties... Richard is a giant turd here. Just the whole book until the very, very end, Richard is too wrapped up in his own pity party. I get taking it out on Anita, since they're exes, but it's highly inappropriate in a majority of the situations he does it in. Stop parading your shit in private while people are literally bleeding around you. Geez.

So yeah... Burnt Offerings is interesting. Much drama. Gorey vampire shenanigans. World-building. Ultimately quite fun.

Favorite Lines

"Just because it doesn't have fangs doesn't mean it can't kill you." - Anita Blake

"Love is never free, Jean-Clause. It is the most expensive emotion we have, and I am going to see that you pay it in full." - Asher

"Love isn't the most expensive emotion, Asher," I said. I took another step forward, and he retreated another step. "Hate is. Because hate will eat you up inside and destroy you, long before it kills you." - Anita Blake

"Leadership doesn't just mean privileges. It has a price tag." - Anita Blake

"It's their job to do this. You don't bargain to get someone to do what they're supposed to do in the first place." - Anita Blake 

In Other News

Yet another OviPets project done! These are an approximation of the Digimon "Sakkutomon" for my "Village of Beginnings" project line. They took me about 4 months to do.

The Killing Dance by Laurell K. Hamilton

Double Reread Reviews!

This review written after a reread. (2017)

Okay so, The Killing Dance has pacing issues, which is a thing I'm starting to notice about some of the Anita Blake series. There are so many action and plot beats and then something metaphysical happens and everything just grinds to a halt... and then picks up again afterward. I understand that exploring whatever the metaphysical thing was is important, but... the grind to a halt this time really stuck out to me.

Also... Richard. I haven't reread the series in a while so I forgot exactly where my general hatred of Richard started... this might be it. He just has too many issues and resolves absolutely none of them. I guess he wouldn't be interesting without his issues but... I don't enjoy the discovery of those issues at all. That said, good on him for following through with the whole Marcus thing. It's about damn time.

Speaking of Marcus, I remembered that scene being a lot longer than it was. Might just be my brain blowing it up because I was so focused on it before, but it was surprisingly short.

But anyway, I did enjoy reading The Killing Dance again. I just want to pat Anita on the head and assure her that this Jean-Claude/Richard thing is going to be the least of her relationship worries down the line...

2025 Reread

I definitely feel like I keep making a mistake while rereading these: the mistake of essentially drawing out the stuff I don’t like. It’s so easy, when you only read in the bathroom, like I’ve been doing lately. No way to really power through the cringe when there’s a limited amount of time to read. But hey, I made it. The Killing Dance true beginning of the metaphysical Anita Blake shenanigans. I’d remembered bits and pieces of The Killing Dance, but it’s mostly forgettable… what with what is essentially a deep-dive into why Anita and Richard as a couple just won’t work. God, I hate Richard.

It still really, REALLY bugs me that neither Richard nor Jean-Claude explain the rules to her at any point until she absolutely NEEDS to know. I don’t remember if that’s ever remedied with anyone ever, but it honestly pisses me off. No wonder she keeps getting in over her head. She doesn’t have all the information she should if she’s expected to have anything to do with vampire or werewolf society. I know Richard planned to keep her well out of it, but that was just stupidity on his part, if we’re all honest.

I do not blame Richard for being so insecure. I find it cringy as hell that he is and tries to guilt Anita into sharing his insecurities, but I don’t blame him for his feelings. It makes me crazy that Richard keeps moving the goal posts, too. First it’s “see me change” and then it’s “gotta see all of us, not just me.” Sir, make up your damn mind.

I really like Sabin as a cautionary tale. It’s great to get a tangible reason as to why Hamilton’s vampires don’t just eat animals as opposed to chowing down on humans. Very well done and creepy af to boot.

I was also not so fond of Dolph’s attitude toward Anita’s dating life. They might be close professionally, but I’ve never felt they were close enough for those conversations. Apparently, Dolph does not agree, and I know how it can get between coworkers but still… it’s my opinion that Dolph needs to mind his own business in regard to Anita’s personal life.

Raw reaction to an explanation of Triumvirates: Hahahahahahaha… two cases of Triumvirates? Only two??? Really? Hahahahahahahahahaha. I don’t remember if this is “real” info or just something that isn’t discussed but… yeah. Guess we’ll find out.

I really quite like the ending beats. Everything from the lukoi getting together to the very end. It’s satisfying. I definitely skimmed the sex scene, but that’s a me thing. I assume it was hot, from what I remember.

But yeah… pretty sure that’s the end of my thoughts on this one. The Killing Dance was okay, for the most part. 

Favorite Lines

"The only good enemy is a dead enemy." - Edward

"A threat's not worth anything if you aren't willing to back it up." - Anita Blake

"Homicide was not something you could be neutral on." - Anita Blake 

In Other News

I completed my Seadramon project over on OviPets! Seadramon took me approximately a year and 2 months to complete. Based on the Digimon of the same name. Part of my Adult Digimon project series.