Sunday, July 31, 2022

Skinwalker by Faith Hunter

Skinwalker (Jane Yellowrock, #1)
A Spoiler Free Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: May 21, 2022


Welp, gave Skinwalker a try and was not impressed. Couple things turned me off: the writing, the main character, and the solve of the mystery. The writing isn’t super bad, else I wouldn’t have finished Skinwalker, but it’s not the greatest, either. It reminded me a lot of things I used to write in high school. Stream-of-consciousness styling that doesn’t actually do the story any favors. As for Jane… she’s some weird combination of super confident and rude and completely oblivious that just doesn’t mesh well. It’s off putting. And as for the ending… well, I have no idea how Jane came to the conclusion she did… and then had the actual answer spoon-fed to her. Not great.

The following are my thoughts while I was reading, followed by my final thoughts on Skinwalker.

Little under halfway through with Skinwalker at this point and I have thoughts. First: the writing style is very stream-of-consciousness until it grinds to random halts in order to describe things. Second: I have a problem with a certain turban and the hiding of weapons. It annoyed me right off the bat and has stuck in my mind as something that just doesn’t make sense. Third: get over this “The Joe, Rick” thing. Just call him Rick or The Joe. Again, annoying. Fourth: read a few reviews that mentioned Beast and how annoyed people were with her. I have zero problems with Beast. She’s a mountain lion, not sure we need to expect her thoughts to be on par with Jane’s.

Speaking of Jane… she’s definitely not even rating in the favorite heroines category for me. She’s really quite boring and inept at doing her job. And inconsistent af. We learn at the very beginning of the book that this is her first foray into working with “civilized vampires” and yet she seems to know more about how they function at times than she should. At other times it’s all “I’m learning a lot from interacting with exactly two civilized vampires.” Add to that a penchant for physical altercations instead of just straight up talking to people as an introduction and you’ve got me rolling my eyes and wondering how she’s not dead yet. Definitely nowhere near the levels of competence in characters I’ve seen her compared to in other reviews (Kate Daniels and Mercy Thompson, for example).

Three-quarters through now… Jane would definitely be dead in almost any other universe with vampires and vampire power structures. Like, yeah, it’s nice to have a little legal paperwork around to subvert a bit of the old “Master Vampire” things, but dude, you’re lucky the Master Vampire didn’t kill you for subverting his authority… or almost killing his daughter-in-law-to-be. Also, Jane REALLY needs to learn to work with cops. As annoyed as I’ve been getting with the Anita Blake novels and their constant “lets talk about how cops work” thing, having a character just straight up baiting them does not sit well with me. You want access to crime scenes, maybe make nice with the cops instead of baiting them all the time. Wtf, woman.

I honestly do not understand where the praise for Skinwalker comes from. I’ve read much better — not versions, but versions is the only word I’m coming up with — versions of this from other authors. The writing is, in my opinion, not where it needs to be to get across the information that actually needs to be given to the reader. It tries to do the blow-by-blow, super descriptive thing but at the same time doesn’t… see my confusion about the turban. I’m also still confused as to how the ending came about… just… Jane suddenly knows who done it and rushes off to deal with it. I mean, that rather sums up all of Jane’s hunting method, really. Just… ugh. I’m not going to be continuing with the Jane Yellowrock series. Not my cup of tea.

Gonna end this on some stuff I did like though. I liked the skinwalker/liver-eater mythology. Always nice to get something other than bog-standard stuff. I liked what we got of actual vampire mythos. Wanted more of that.

If you’re interested, my notes and highlights are visible for Skinwalker over on GoodReads.

Saturday, July 30, 2022

Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer

The Time Paradox (Artemis Fowl, #6)
A Very Spoilery Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: July 30, 2022


This story is bloated and hard to talk about without spoilers. This review, therefore, contains spoilers.

It really feels like Colfer was “padding the runtime” with bad coincidence after bad coincidence. And, as though all of that were not enough, he brings back Opal Koboi from before she attempted her coup and destruction of Haven. Just… ugh. About halfway through the book and I was just so done. Kept pushing til about three-quarters of the way through… and no. Just… no. Ended up skipping part of a chapter. Things got better after that. Seriously, the middle of this book dragged so, so much. Like the middle of a 24 episode TV series.

Everyone’s back in this adventure, even if some are basically their younger selves instead of our friends at this point. The time travel element is a mostly closed loop. Really the only issue left hanging is Opal, unless you count Angeline Fowl, which I don’t really see as an issue. Might be a bit of an issue for Artemis, but that’s really just as well.

I’m not sure how I feel about Artemis’ new brothers. Apparently they’ve got their own little spin-off books, which I won’t be reading. The boys were sweet together in their scene at the beginning, so that was nice, I guess.

I really didn’t like the sudden Artemis/Holly romantic thing that is apparently developing… she’s still way older than him and I think if they end up pursuing this nonsense further, it’ll be a detriment to the series. Honestly, I would like it if Artemis were Ace, but that’s obviously not going to happen so… yeah. Their mutual fixation on the kiss is dumb and I hate it.

The Extinctionists. I fucking hated this part of the story. It’s really the absolute worst and felt like it went on FOREVER. This is really the bit I should have skipped. Kronski reminded me of a drag version of Donald Trump. It was gross. Really should have been substantially cut down. Maybe told from Holly’s POV to just get it over with. Also, we get is Colfer, these people are super stupid rich people with nothing better to do. You could have made your point without being gratuitous about it. I’m not saying not to be political, but seriously… too long, too much.

Seeing Artemis acting without Butler for much of this book just hammers home the fact that Butler is really unnecessary for the job he’s apparently in. Don’t get me wrong, he’s an alright character, but there have been two books where he’s completely taken out and Artemis manages to get along just fine. Now, the boy needs to step up his cardio and combat training, but yeah. Butler mainly just stands around being tall and apparently suuuper dangerous, with the odd conscience-like comment to Artemus. Really, he acts more like a trusted accomplice than a bodyguard. He really spends more time staking out locations and sniping than he does actually guarding Artemis.

I’m not looking forward to The Atlantis Complex mainly due to Opal most likely being the villain again. She’s gone from being kinda quirky to outright annoying. None of what she did in this book spoke to that genius she had before. Also, I feel like her fixation on magic in The Time Paradox is at odds with her earlier (or later, as the case may be) motivations. Actually felt out of character for her. They are going to have to figure out how to pop her back into her proper moment in the time stream at some point, which definitely won’t go well… yeah, not looking forward to the next one, but here we go…

Friday, July 29, 2022

Short and Sweet Reviews

Dance of a Burning Sea (Mousai, #2)

Dance of a Burning Sea by E.J. Mellow

A Spoiler Free Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: May 3, 2022

This one was a lot of fun, much more than the first. I enjoyed the world-building. Made everything seem much more solid and weirdly grounded than the last book. Probably helps that Niya actually went somewhere other than a dreary, moorish manor house.

The relationship between Niya and Alos was definitely well explored in this book. I found it alright, as far as these things go. Wasn’t really in it for the romance, but it wasn’t shoehorned in, so I’ll take it. Their chemistry is interesting, at least.


Alice in Wonderland: The Vampire Slayer
Originally Posted on GoodReads: May 6, 2022


Pacing is definitely reminiscent of the original Alice: In Wonderland. Some of the original “Alice” characters are present, though not all. Alice herself is definitely more capable than the original, I’m sure the age difference helped that, among other things. Pretty interesting. Wasn’t overly fond of the way vampires work… a certain “vein” thing had me rolling my eyes when it was finally completely explained. But yeah, other than that, this was a quick, mostly enjoyable read.

Thursday, July 28, 2022

The Raven Spell and Of the Abyss

The Raven Spell (Conspiracy of Magic #1)
A Spoiler Free First Read Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: March 24, 2022


I thought this was pretty good and very well paced. I’m not sure exactly how to feel about the twists, but they served the story well enough, I think. Also not entirely sure how to feel about the cliff-hanger ending. Apparently we’ll be seeing about that later this year… assuming I remember to be on the lookout for the next book when it comes out.

I liked the magic system, as far as it was explained and shown. Would like to see more in terms of what different kinds of magical creatures there are in addition for Hob, perhaps even other elves like him. I’m kind of envisioning him as the furry council member guy from Arcane. Not sure how accurate that is, but that’s what he looks like in my head. Aside from Hob and the witches, I would definitely like to see more of the world going forward and explore Edwina’s family history that would have resulted in the twisty twist twist.

Anywho, overall, I found Raven Spell to be delightful. 



Of the Abyss (Mancer, #1)

Of the Abyss by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes

A Spoiler Free Semi-Reread Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: April 4, 2022


I definitely had more fun reading this the second time around (and actually finishing it this time). I’m pretty sure my first read of colored by the fact that I’m an avid fan of Atwater-Rhodes’ earlier novels and apparently had expectations that this one would be similar to those. Boy was I wrong. This is very different from the Nyeusigrube set of books.

That said, I’m not super enthralled with the Mancer trilogy… like, enough not to go on to the next two. Maybe at some point, but not now. The ending was predictable enough that I was just like “eh, that’s what’s gonna happen” and it did, so yeah…

I did like the world-building for the most part. Would have liked some history on the Quin side of things, rather than just everyone else. It’s definitely more of a slow burn in terms of the world building, too. You get to feel things out with the characters rather than have things explained through exposition dumps. Which I liked overall.

That’s all I have to say for now, might think of more later. But yeah… there we go.

Wednesday, July 27, 2022

Paradise Lost by John Milton

Paradise Lost

A Spoiler Free First Read Review


I feel the need to give a quick background of my religious upbringing, given the subject matter of this book and my thoughts on it. I was brought up Lutheran. Went to a Lutheran school from preschool through 5th grade. I went to church almost every Sunday from the time I was born (I’m pretty sure anyway) until I was 18 and could stop. I went through a “Profession of Faith” class when I was 13. Sometime after this, I became (and remain) Agnostic for reasons that might become clear as I review Paradise Lost.

I feel like Paradise Lost ended up highlighting a GIANT issue I have with the Judaeo-Christian religions. I’m sure that wasn’t Milton’s intention, but it was my takeaway. The issue is God’s supposed Omnipotence and Omniscience. I’d just like to know why He apparently has to be a dick with his creations, angels and humans both. I just keep coming back to Why?? Why do all this shit? Why allow it? Why not just skip it? And no, the answer of “God works in mysterious ways” does not actually answer anything. It’s just infuriating. I was infuriated through a good chunk of this by the decisions of God.

I also know that this isn’t to be taken literally and with more metaphor than I probably read it. However, that lovely religious upbringing of mine kicked in and I took things more exactly as written rather than looking at the philosophy that’s apparently there… which I don’t read much into in most of my reading anyway so… yeah. Reading between the lines has never been my forte.

I also spent a good chunk of Paradise Lost being confused as to what was going on, in all honesty. Reading poetry isn’t really a thing I do, like, at all, so even getting through this one was impressive for me. Just spent a lot of time flowing with the words and not knowing what was going on or who was talking at any given moment.

The last batch of “books” were somewhat amusing to me in their cherry-picking and rushed telling of the Bible stories. A large chunk devoted to Noah, a tiny bit about the Tower of Babel, Abraham, and the barest mention of David before picking back up with the Nativity. I was legit rolling my eyes by this point, not going to lie. Let’s just skip over giant portions of the Old Testament, like everyone seems to do… but that’s an entirely other thought train I don’t have time to follow right now. I was definitely not at all into the ending parts of this and was just ready for it all to be over.

Definitely not my favorite or anywhere close to the top. Not terrible, though. Made me rage a lot as I was reading, in all honesty.

Tuesday, July 26, 2022

Women of the Otherworld Overview

Women of the Otherworld by Kelley Armstrong

A Mostly Spoiler Free Overview of the Series


Okie dokie, let's get this started. First off, I am going to attempt to keep spoilers out of this overview. Cannot promise anything, so if you're worried about being spoiled for this *checks notes* 10-ish year old book series, I would maybe stay away. I will definitely be discussing characters who don't appear until later in the series, so there's is that. Probably not going to be discussing events, though, because it's been months since I've read the series and a lot of the specifics have left my brain.

Anyway, Women of the Otherworld/The Otherworld (as it was so cleverly re-titled at some point apparently) is a largely ensemble series. Each book focuses on a different character or set of characters, kind of like a comic book series does. Mainly, we encounter Elena and the Wolf Pack and Paige and the Cabals. However, the end focus is most definitely Savannah Levine, who we see grow up over the course of the series through the eyes of other characters. She interacts with all the main book characters to some degree throughout the series but really comes into her own in the last three novels.

I really enjoyed each of Armstrong's characters. Thought they were fleshed out well, even if some of them took a little longer for me to like than a single book. That said, there were some glaring (or at least I thought they were glaring) issues with things like diversity and the wealth of the characters. I'll start with the wealth thing as I've got less of an issue there and probably less to say about it.

Each of the main characters is, to some degree, independently wealthy. None of them really acts like this is the case, in fact Paige and Lucas have some money issues to begin with that then get swept under the rug by Lucas' father. But yeah, there is definitely a whole thing with the characters all having freelance jobs and yet, no money issues that generally come with those jobs. It does give them a degree of flexibility that I think is helpful to the overall plot and is by no means a detriment to the story. I didn't even really think about it until Waking the Witch, when Savannah just off-hand mentions the money she's got. It's not bad, and not something I think most people are going to think about in terms of their stories, after all, no one really wants to have to interrupt the flow of their story for an 40 hour work week.

The diversity issue. Let's see, there's one main character who's specifically not white, three secondary characters who are specifically not white, and a single, I wanna say tertiary, character who's gay. I didn't really think about it during my first read, but during this second read through, it stuck out to me. Okay, so, you've got Hope, really my least favorite character, who's the main character and is half-Indian and half-demon, oft described as a "Bollywood princess." She's actually pretty under-served as a character, getting both the most boring book and the most annoying book before being relegated to a pregnant plot device (an issue in itself). The secondary characters are Lucas (half-Mexican, half-Spanish), Jeremy (half-Japanese, half-white), and Damon Peltier (African-American). Lucas's heritage is a non-issue aside from his brothers' not being very charitable toward his mother. Jeremy's heritage is also a non-issue except for the odd mention in the main series of his looks and his thing with weird runes. Jeremy's heritage is fleshed out more during a couple of the short stories, one of which involving his father being really racist toward his mother. Damon is the series' sole African-American character and he's dead the entire time. Also in my least favorite book: Living with the Dead. The single gay character is Sean Nast, Savannah's brother, who spends 99% of the series in the closet. There are a couple of other random non-white characters in the series, but they're pretty much tiny blips on the radar. Honestly, the only other one that jumps immediately to mind is Zoe, who is a Japanese vampire living in Toronto. She's barely in the main series and has a couple of short stories in which she stars. Uhm, yeah, not great on that diversity. Again, not really something that I noticed in the first read through, but I've grown since the early 2000s and really noticed it this time.

Alright then, let's move on to some stuff I did like. Jaime Vegas was a revelation this time around. I came to really love her character and would have loved to see more of her. Savannah's whole thing in the last two books about not having magic was interesting, but I'm not really sure the motivation behind robbing her of her powers worked out in the long run. I grew to enjoy Elena and Clay's relationship. It was really rocky and actually quite annoying in Bitten, but smoothed out quite well after that. I was really happy that they didn't become super kid-focused after the twins were born. It's been pointed out to me recently that there's plenty of media portraying women being hyper-focused on their kids because women NEED to be focused on their kids to be fulfilled apparently; Women of the Otherworld is surprisingly devoid of that. There's not even any pressure on any of these women to have kids in the first place, which is nice.

One bit of diversity Women of the Otherworld has in spades is its supernatural races. You've got the bog-standard vampires, werewolves, and witches. You've got angels and demons and then half-demons because demons must have sex if summoned, apparently. (Not really how it works here, if you read the series, but it's enough of a trope that I gotta mention it.) You've got sorcerers and necromancers, which don't often get any sort of appearance in most fantasy novels I've read aside from "another word for magic-user" and "probably evil because messing with the dead is evil." Oh, and ghosts. Can't have necromancers with out ghosts. And I have to mention the clairvoyants... they are my least favorite of Armstrong's supernatural races and featured heavily in my least favorite Women of the Otherworld book so... yeah, not fond of them at all. They exist. Makes a nice change from series that go "Oh yeah, we have these three things and not much else because reasons." I did like the different takes on each "species" though there were some mysteries left as to the origin of witches and how exactly Cassandra became a vampire and how exactly vampires work anyway... but overall, I have no real issues with any of it.

The "villains" of the books were mostly alright, from what I can remember of them. Elena's antagonists were mostly written as very distracted by her being a female werewolf in almost the same way Bella Swan is described in The Twilight Saga. She just smells so good to them, it throws them off. Oh, that and most of Elena's antagonists are ragingly sexist assholes, so it's always fun to "watch" them get the beat down. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, a good chunk of Armstrong's antagonists are quite misogynistic assholes. Creepy af, in one way or another. Tyrone Winsloe was gross, Carlos Cortez is gross, the whole clairvoyant thing was super gross, Jasper Haig is the grossest of them all... Just a lot of gross. I almost liked Leah, for as murderous as she was, she was a nice departure from the grosser antagonists.

I definitely recommend reading the series in order, including the novellas and short stories, if you can. The short stories and novellas really flesh out the world, though they mostly focus on the Wolf Pack, some members of which we don't get to see "on screen/stage" at all in the main series. These are mostly available in a few collections of anthologies with a few available for free on Kelley Armstrong's website. My only issue with the anthologies is the lack of chronological reading order in some of them. They're collected together with other Women of the Otherworld novellas and short stories so I don't understand why they're out of chronological order. This bugs me so much. I know you're not really supposed to read anthologies cover to cover, which is fine, but if they're basically supplemental to a series, put them in chronological order, damnit. There is a list of the series in order over on Wikipedia, if you're interested. Again, highly recommend reading it in order with the short stories and novellas.

That's pretty much all I have to say about Women of the Otherworld/The Otherworld. Let me know what you though of the series in the comments. I haven't talked to anyone about this series (other than to rant to my non-reader boyfriend) nor have I read any reviews, so I'm interested to see what anyone else thinks about it.

Monday, July 25, 2022

Thirteen by Kelley Armstrong

Thirteen (Women of the Otherworld, #13)
A Spoiler Free Reread Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: May 29, 2022


I mentioned in my Spell Bound review that I enjoyed the “Avengers Assemble” of it all. Thirteen had buckets more of that. Definitely enjoyable. Made almost all the world building from the past books and short-stories worth it. Still salty about Living With the Dead… had next to nothing to do with the rest of the series other than getting Bryce vaguely involved.

I currently don’t really have more thoughts on Thirteen. It was epic. There was drama. Surprise reveals were a treat. Savannah and Adam’s relationship was well cemented. All the very straight characters got their happy “endings.” Not to make that sound like the gays (gay, single) also didn’t get their happy endings but… there’s literally just Sean so… yeah. Pretty sure that’s all my thoughts on the story as a whole. If I have more later, I’ll add more comments.

PS: Troy is secretly my favorite.

Stay tuned for my very first Series Overview!

Sunday, July 24, 2022

Spell Bound by Kelley Armstrong

Spell Bound (Otherworld, #12)A Spoiler Free Reread Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: May 23, 2022


This is a re-read review. My original is below this one, if you're interested. Apparently I “Loved, loved, loved it!” My enthusiasm has gone down a little bit, but Spell Bound was definitely enjoyable.

The pacing was quick, but not so quick that there wasn’t time for important introspection. And there’s a lot of introspection. Savannah is growing up mentally and it’s definitely the main feature of the book next to the storyline. I thought it was pretty well handled, honestly. I’m glad this also happened “on stage” as it were, rather than between books. Savannah definitely deserves “on stage” character growth.

Adam’s turnaround from being mad at her was less jarring this time around, to the point I didn’t even realize it had thrown me the first time… apparently. I remembered so little of this book, and this series, really. Nice for rereads, but I’m not sure what that says about the series as a whole.

I did still enjoy the “Avengers Assemble” of it all. Getting the full ensemble of main characters, even if most of them are little more than cameos, is fun. I wish Hope had managed to kill Jaz, but that’s apparently the Savannah in me talking. Also not that big of a thing, if you’re worried about spoilers.

Also, I think I only referred to Cassandra in my original review as one of Savannah’s “babysitters”… of which she is the only one and not even a babysitter, so I don’t know what my deal was with that. I really enjoy Cassandra and she’s one of those influences on Savannah’s life that doesn’t get explored except for this, pretty much.

Anyway, Spell Bound is really a lot of running around and setting up for Thirteen, but it doesn’t really feel like the middle of a trilogy until the end

 

 

Spell Bound (Women of the Otherworld, #12)

Spell Bound by Kelley Armstrong

A Spoiler Free First Read Review

Originally Posted on GoodReads: Jun 10, 2013


Loved it, loved it, loved it!

Spell Bound picks up the morning after Waking The Witch ends, skipping nary a beat getting into the action. Spell Bound continues to follow Savannah Levine as she works a case that turns out to be much bigger than she'd started out believing. Largely, Spell Bound takes all the loose ends from Waking The Witch, expands upon them, and then ties them up fairly well while at the same time creating something to carry readers into the next, and last, book in the series.

I really enjoyed Savannah's journey through both cases and her life. It was a lot of fun seeing her get things done without her powers, even if she usually had a "babysitter" alongside. Savannah is fully fleshed out here as she unknowingly gets ready for the apparent war to come.

I also enjoyed the cameo appearances of Elena, Clay, Hope, Jaime, Jeremy, and Cassandra. Getting all the Council characters working together in one place was awesome. Seeing them through the lens of Savannah was also quite fun. Usually we're seeing her through their eyes. Of course, rounding out the very fun cast were Karl, Adam, Paige, Lucas, and Sean to lesser extents.

Adam acted and reacted pretty consistently through the book. However, he did do a ridiculously quick turnaround from being pissed at Savannah. That bit threw me and didn't seem to fit in with the rest of the goings on, even if he thought he'd found a way to get Savannah's powers back. It was so weird I didn't even think that was actually Adam.

I thought the various "villains" of Spell Bound worked well together and apart. They transitioned quite smoothly from one to the other, at least. While they gave Savannah some trouble, they were mostly ancillary to what was going on in Savannah's head while they were around.

The questions asked, but not really answered were actually quite welcome. It was like watching a TV show and coming toward the end of a season. I do wonder who this Giles person really is, or rather, what he is. I wonder who "took" Savannah's powers and is pulling her toward becoming a Champion.

Overall, Spell Bound kept me engaged every step of the way. I found it very hard to put down. While Spell Bound is definitely not as stand-alone as previous Women of the Otherworld books have been, I'm really happy with how it was presented and how it ended. I cannot wait to get my hands on the next book.

Saturday, July 23, 2022

Frostbitten and Waking the Witch by Kelley Armstrong

Frostbitten (Women of the Otherworld, #10)

Frostbitten by Kelley Armstrong

A Spoiler Free Reread Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: May 12, 2022


Back on form with this one after the travesty that was Living With the Dead. I enjoyed this one so much I barely put it down. Elena’s gone through a lot of growth since Bitten, for which I am grateful. She’s much more enjoyable as a character now than she was at the beginning. I’m also glad her relationship with Clay has steadied and I’m sure motherhood did some good, too.

The plot was rather bog-standard, really, but I felt like it was lifted by Elena having to work through some issues during it. Also the addition of the new supernatural race was good. Always nice to see world building even this late in the series run.

Really my only complaint about this book is the cover. The one with Elena and a wolf on the front with the blue-grey background. God awful coloring on her hair. It’s muuuuch too yellow. Bugs me so much.

I was actually pleasantly surprised by the lack of child-focus. This is the first book after Elena had the twins, so I think I was expecting them to have more focus than they did, maybe even be part of the overall plot somehow… cuz that’s how it tends to go in series where the main character has a child. This was not the case. Sure, the twins were mentioned and Clay and Elena talked to them on several occasions, but there wasn’t any “motherly instinct” crap that can often bog down stories about mothers. I found that refreshing. 

 

Waking the Witch (Women of the Otherworld, #11)

Waking the Witch by Kelley Armstrong

A Spoiler Free Reread Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: May 19, 2022


In all honesty, the ending of this book makes much more sense (as in has actual lead-up) if you’ve read the short stories/novellas in Armstrong’s anthology catalogue. Even though this is my second read of the book, I didn’t remember what happened, and so actually spent some of the book wondering when … was going to show up. That’s all I’ll say about that though. Highly recommend reading those anthologies in chronological order though.

Anyway, Waking the Witch is perfectly serviceable as a mystery novel. The supernatural stuff is largely incidental. Definitely better than Living With the Dead, though. More entertaining.

I do feel the need to mention that, at the time I’m rereading this, the overwhelming whiteness of this series is poking at me. Poked at me real hard when Savannah offhandedly remarks on her independently wealthy status. Hope and Lucas are really the only main characters in the series who aren’t white, but they’re also ridiculously wealthy (even if Lucas likes to pretend he isn’t)… the privilege is rearing its head in my consciousness this time around. Doesn’t stop me from enjoying The Women of the Otherworld, but it’s definitely on my mind.

Friday, July 22, 2022

Claimed by Shadow by Karen Chance

Claimed by Shadow (Cassandra Palmer, #2)

A Largely Spoiler Free Reread Review


So, Claimed by Shadow is extremely rough and tumble. Lots of action, little time to sit an explain what exactly is going on at any given point in time. My notes are largely full of me being annoyed at Cassie over a good chunk of this... which I still am, in all honesty. But, if you're going to read the Cassie Palmer series, you ought to get used to the chaos, if I remember correctly.

Okay, my annoyance with Cassie is two -- possibly three -- fold. She latches onto particular characters pretty much to a fault and distrusts pretty much everyone else. That's not to say the mistrust is displaced, seeing as everyone else is out for their particular agendas and has little time for Cassie's, but when the mistrust gets in the way of either moving the plot or misdirecting it, it's annoying. The latching on part... Cassie pretty much only trusts Billy and Mac (though I'm not entirely sure she has a lot of reason to trust Mac) and manages to mess up her mission by being too attached to Tomas and Pritkin's golem once they reach Faerie. This bugs me. Do not like. Blech.

And on the note of not liking things: the geis. It's gross. So gross. So plot-moving. Like Imprinting in The Twilight Saga. It goes both ways in Cassie Palmer but that doesn't make it any better. I hate it.

I did enjoy some of the world-building here. It's kind of fun to see how the world of Cassie Palmer is set up, even if these slower world-building scenes are few and far between. No one has time to sit still and actually talk to each other in any sort of satisfactory manner so the world drips in between the fight scenes. Doesn't help that Cassie is slow on the uptake often times... which really makes me question that Pythia position she's in. Gonna need to work on that reaction time.

Honestly, the last section of Claimed by Shadow saved the book for me. Once Cassie manages to get herself, Pritkin, and Billy into position to save Mircea from Myra, the story moves in an understandable fashion... well, aside from the big fight scene, which is as chaotic as usual, but otherwise, yes, it's nice to have some linear story telling. I'm really about to contradict myself here, though, because I do enjoy the way Cassie's adventures go with the time-jumping. It's just that everything else seems to blink by in a stream of chaotic light... I could not tell you much about a good chunk of this book and I just finished reading it. That's how crazy chaotic it is. I feel like Touch the Dark was much the same.

So yeah, Claimed by Shadow is largely chaotic, but pretty alright. I enjoyed the ride. 


Favorite Quotes

"It's a clue that you are hanging with the wrong crowd when you have beer, guns and about a ton of ammunition, but no clean clothes." - Cassie Palmer

"No one who wants power should ever be allowed to wield it."
     "Then I'll be great," I said bitterly, "because no one could possibly want it any less than I do." - John Pritkin and Cassie Palmer

Personal Demon and Living with the Dead by Kelley Armstrong

Personal Demon by Kelley Armstrong

A Spoiler Free Reread Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads April 28, 2022

This is another one I did not remember anything from when I started my reread. Probably for good reason, there was relationship drama and a forgettable villain who was built up as such a twist… meh. I’m not impressed with either of these things. Hope also seemed better served as a side character than a main one, in all honesty. And Lucas… well, Lucas’ chapters mainly reiterated things about himself and the Cabal that were in other books.


I’m sure I’ll have other thoughts later, but that’s pretty much it for now. Personal Demon was mostly blah.

 

Living with the Dead by Kelley Armstrong

A Spoiler Free Reread Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: May 9, 2022

Ugh, Finally! It was about halfway through this book when I was seriously considering adding it to my DNF pile. I didn’t. I don’t regret it, but I didn’t enjoy it. However, if what I remember from the rest of this series is correct, this book has little to nothing to add to the rest of the series. Could be wrong. Haven’t read these is years and apparently I really enjoyed the next three books.

Anyway, Living With the Dead capitalizes on that lovely trope I absolutely hate where no one talks to each other. No one shares pertinent info with the people they really should and, as a result, everyone makes bad decisions that lead to chaos. And not good chaos. Boring chaos. This person runs to that person who tells them nothing and goes behind the first person’s back to talk to someone they won’t name who turns out to be not entirely important… and then there’s the dude who’s unconnected to anyone and gets a bunch of “screen time” to connect with barely-there ghost boy. Just… ugh.

Add to all this the addition of another character who shows up about 75% of the way through to kind of shake up Hope’s world view but also happens to be connected to the “villain” through annoying side character… yeah. I just powered through this book at this point. The big ol’ twist at the end was like… meh. Okay. Fine. Whatever. Big ol’ bow on the plot. Big ol’ bow on Hope and Karl’s relationship.

On to the next one, which I hope I enjoy much more than this.

Thursday, July 21, 2022

Haunted and No Humans Involved by Kelley Armstrong

 Haunted by Kelley Armstrong

A Spoiler Free, Reread Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: March 24, 2022

Pretty interesting take on the afterlife. I like that The Fates run the Supernatural side of things. Eve’s a fun character. Enjoyed seeing her again and getting inside her head. Trisiel is… yeah, he’s there. Not nearly as interesting as he could be, I think, but I also think Supernatural spoiled me for angel characters so… yeah. Anywho, Kristof getting more fleshed out was definitely good. Don’t really feel one way or the other about him, really, but I appreciated more character building.

The Nix as a villain was alright, I guess. Didn’t feel any real peril with her and didn’t remember her from the last time I read this so… eh.

 

No Humans Involved by Kelley Armstrong 

A Spoiler Free, Reread Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: April 17, 2022

Another book I’d completely forgotten but really enjoyed upon reread. I actually quite like Jaime. Her character just jumps off the page at me. The climactic scene honestly had shades of Anita Blake, though Anita’s never gone into battle with those particular tools before. I was along for most of Jaime’s ride, though I will admit skipping the sex scenes almost entirely… too many flashbacks to bad fanfiction, personally.

Anyway, not sure I have anything exactly reviewish to say about the book. I just enjoyed it. Enjoyed the characters. Enjoyed the ever expansive universe of The Otherworld that just feels lived in.

Wednesday, July 20, 2022

Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer

 A Spoiler Free Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: July 20, 2022

 

A Challenger Appears! Minerva Paradizo, basically a slightly younger, blonder, female Artemis. Although her aims seem more scientific and humanitarian than Artemis’ ever did. Minerva has a thing with demons, though has no actual idea that she’s scratched the surface of the fairy world, so that’s a fun brain blast she gets to have.

I really like the demons. They have a distinct culture that’s so completely different from any other “fairy” species in the series. Abbot was, uh, interesting as a villain to No1, but then kind of devolves into more of an annoyance through the rest of the book.

I am highly annoyed by Billy Kong. He fits into Colfer’s apparently preferred trope of goons who are none too bright. Billy, specifically, has some mental illness something-or-other going on. Trauma, definitely, coupled with a belief that things his brother lied to him about when he was eight are true, even though it’s staring him in the face that it was a lie. I’m really not a fan of these types of unhinged characters, whether they have slightly understandable backstories or not.

Ending is really crazy, which makes sense, given what’s going on. Little hard to follow in places, though. But that’s rapid time travel for you.

Overall, pretty solid story. Colfer writes very cinematically, and that’s very much on show here. There are some bits of overlapping action, though less than in previous books. I enjoyed myself through most of The Lost Colony… when I wasn’t rolling my eyes at Billy fucking Kong. I am interested to see how Artemis gets his shit together for the next book. That explanation will definitely prove to be interesting.

 

Favorite Quote

"No matter what dimension you’re in, there’s a bigheaded male trying to take over the world." - Holly Short's thought

Bitten and Stolen by Kelley Armstrong

Here begins my reviews for Kelley Armstrong's "Women of the Otherworld/Otherworld" series. These are definitely all reread reviews and I believe I at least attempted to keep them spoiler free. They also seem to have run rather short, so these posts will probably contain at least two books per post. Also, also, I know I did not review all of them and will probably not be adding reviews to round out my series of reviews due to having moved on from "Women of the Otherworld" and having read so much this year... things tend to run together if you don't take notes or write reviews immediately after reading so... yeah. Welcome to my reread reviews.

 

Bitten by Kelley Armstrong

A Spoiler Free, Reread Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: October 6, 2021

Okay so, this is probably my third or fourth reread. I dunno what's going on with me but I just absolutely cannot with Elena. She's incredibly selfish and hypocritical pretty much throughout. I really hate how she treats Phillip, who she's apparently in love with. Like, I get that it's a out-of-sight-out-of-mind sort of thing, but it really should have been apparent to her MUCH earlier that she didn't really care for him in that manner.

I also really hate the way the Pack acts, Jeremy in particular. He got on my nerves this time pretty much right out of the gate with his phone call shenanigans. I'm sorry, you tell someone to call you back, maybe pick up your damn phone. I understand that Jeremy's the Alpha, but good lord, man, keep your people in the loop. It's no wonder Elena and her "lone wolf" personality went off on her own to get Clay. If you don't keep lines of communication open, you're inviting trouble.

Uhm, yeah, pretty much just came away this time feeling annoyed. Hopefully that doesn't continue on in Stolen.

 

Stolen by Kelley Armstrong 

A Spoiler Free, Reread Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: November 1, 2021

So, this book has a villain who is reprehensible and one who’s just kinda… there all of a sudden, but not really, kinda. You get to absolutely hate the one and not really care about the other. Not sure that worked very well, to be honest. Not really sure if it’s a spoiler to say that I think the villains went down fairly easily once we got around to taking down the villains.

Aaand I spent a majority of this reread inserting a character — who’s kind of introduced here, but not actually — and forgetting who actually did all the things, so that was a facepalm moment.

I did enjoy the world building that happened, even if it was mostly via info dumps from individuals. Building out from the werewolves is definitely a plus. More female voices is definitely a plus.

Uhm… idk what else to say, really. Elena was more enjoyable in this book than she was in the last, but there also wasn’t as much inner monologuing from her. There seemed to be a lot more actual dialogue going on.
 

Tuesday, July 19, 2022

Bacchanal and Enchanctress

Bacchanal by Veronica Henry

A Spoiler Free First Read Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: March 24, 2022  

Quite the ride. I personally found the dive into a largely African-based magic system refreshing as most of what I read tends to stay closer to the Western European style of magic and magic systems. I also enjoyed the characters, though I’m writing this review over a month after reading so I don’t remember names, so much. However, I do remember the characters themselves, if that makes any sense. Just thinking about Bacchanal brings them roaring back into my head, even if their names remain buried. Definitely a worth the read.

 

Enchantress by James Maxwell

A Spoiler Free First Read Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: February 14, 2022

The characterization is crap - literally do not care about that main characters and the side ones are just kind of there. The timeline doesn’t make sense - takes two months to get somewhere and one to get back? And how long have any of the events actually been taking place for? And, I’m sorry, but your characters are living in a semi-medieval society that uses swords all over the place and yet don’t know what a bow and arrow is? How? That doesn’t make sense. I just can’t anymore with this. Got about 150 pages in and I just can’t keep going.

Oh, and I forgot to mention that pretty much all the exposition is clunky.

First DNF of the year.

Monday, July 18, 2022

The Empress and Wings of Fury

The Empress by Laura Martinez-Belli

A Very Short, Spoiler Free Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: March 24, 2022

Pretty good, but overall depressing. I found the jumping around the timeline to be confusing, if I’m honest. I think the overall story might have been served better by a more linear telling. I did learn a few things in the process of reading and digesting this book, so that was nice. It continues to amaze me how much history is just skipped over in history classes.

 

Wings of Fury by Emily R. King

A Very Short, Spoiler Free Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: February 6, 2002

I’ve been a fan of retellings and reworking of myths and legends for a very long time. That said, I was not a fan of this. The main character annoyed me and I did not like the twist at the end that seemed to largely be there for the “yay girl power” moment.

Actually, as I’m thinking about it, there are several moments in this book that just didn’t feel earned and seemed to come out of nowhere. Especially the ending. The way things just kind of fell into place with little to no explanation or build up bothers the heck out of me.

Sunday, July 17, 2022

Rose Daughter by Robin McKinley

 A Spoiler Free First Read Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: January 11, 2022

Honestly… this book has horrible pacing. The beginning is great. Establishes the sisters and Rose Cottage and is quite enjoyable and then… the actual retelling of Beauty and the Beast gets started and it starts to drag. Seriously. Those seven days Beauty spends in the Beast’s castle felt like the seven months her sisters endured and not in a good way. The ending was also dissatisfying and I’m not entirely sure I understood the explanation as to what the heck went on. Not a fan of this at all.

Saturday, July 16, 2022

The Language of Thorns: Midnight Tales and Dangerous Magic by Leigh Bardugo

 A First Read Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: Jan 6, 2022
 
Over the last few years I’ve read a lot of fairy tales and translations of fairy tales and things like Beedle the Bard. This is, by far, my favorite collection. Yes, they’re completely new and yes, they’re technically for another universe (and therefore set there), but I still loved them. They feel like they’d be right at home in a collection if Grimm’s Fairytales. The telling captures that sort of genuine cadence that I feel other authors have skated over when writing their own in-universe tales.

I could definitely see and feel the influences from other fairy tales in these, but that didn’t detract from my enjoyment. I might even revisit this collection, which is high praise from me as I cannot even bring myself to finish the Hans Christian Anderson collection I started a few years ago…

Oh, and the illustrations are wonderful. I read this on my phone via the Kindle app, so the images I looked at were small, but they were definitely pretty. They further invoked that fairy tale feeling, reminding me of fairy tale books I had or read as a child.
 

Recommendations

If you have read and enjoyed The Language of Thorns, consider the following:
Grimm's Fairytales (pretty much any editions or collections will do)
Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo
King of Scars by Leigh Bardugo
The Tales of Beedle the Bard: Illustrated Edition by JK Rowling (Get this one second hand if you can. It's a good read but Rowling doesn't need any more of your money.)

Friday, July 15, 2022

Artemis Fowl: The Opal Deception by Eoin Colfer

 A Spoiler Free Reread Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: July 13, 2022

Almost made wading through The Eternity Code worth it. Almost. That said, if you’re reading these for the first time, skip The Eternity Code. The plot is summed up a few times, actually, in The Opal Deception, as are relevant bits, so there’s really no need to subject yourself to The Eternity Code.

The Opal Deception, in my opinion, is so far the best of the Artemis Fowl series. The characters are back on point. The pacing is fantastic, very action movie-esque. I have no complaints… well… Opal’s neuroses were annoying, though they’re also lamp shaded and she gets a very fitting comeuppance. Her insistence on absolutely perfect English sentences from her mesmerized “father” had me wanting to beat her with a stick.

It makes me really happy to know that the fairies have replicas of the “Eleven Wonders” of the world. Sucks that the park they made them in is overrun by trolls, because I would really like to go to there.

Part of me wants to start a drinking game with this book where Artemis’ Irishness is mentioned. I’m not exactly sure if you’d get drunk, but the phrase “the Irish youth” is burned into my synapses.

Thursday, July 14, 2022

Artemis Fowl and the Eternity Code by Eoin Colfer

 A Spoiler Free Reread Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads July 8, 2022

 

You ever read a book and just start wanting to throw it at a wall? That’s how I felt halfway through The Eternity Code. I basically didn’t want to make this a DNF so I forced myself to finish. Now, I realize that I’m nowhere near the target demographic for this series, however, that doesn’t mean jack as I read and have read plenty of young adult books and had a grand old time with them. This was obviously not the case with The Eternity Code.

So, right off the bat, The Eternity Code annoyed me. We’ve got Artemis being rude to a server — which I absolutely hate both irl and in my fiction — Butler in an actual instance of real-world body-guarding in which he doesn’t act like an actual bodyguard, and Artemis being colossally stupid in two different aspects with his super new tech. So yeah, not off to a great start. Getting to The Lower Elements was a breath of fresh air. Just wish we’d had more of that and less of the rest of the book.

There are reasons heists are generally written without the blow-by-blow. Like, you find out what happened after the fact rather than going through everything in chronological order. I think The Eternity Code suffered from this blow-by-blow writing style. And it wasn’t even entertaining most of the time.

I’m really not sure exactly what purpose there is in hammering the reader over the head with the stupidity of Spiro’s goons. Just… why? Why do we have to spend any amount of time with them at all? I guess it’s supposed to be amusing, but it’s really not. I doubt I would have liked it even at a younger age. I literally cannot remember my thoughts from my first read, which was about 15 years ago… or so. Can’t exactly remember that either…

Anyway, I also have a beef with how Colfer wrote the body-guarding bits. I’m not really an expert in these things, but I have read other books in which there are bodyguards and their job is explained in detail so… Butler and Juliet are shit bodyguards. It was alright in the first book, cuz it all took place at Fowl Manor so Butler could act like a glorified thug. The second book was also okay cuz at least Butler did take his body-guarding seriously for the most part. However, literally the inciting incident had Butler acting like more of Artemis’ accomplice than his bodyguard. And Juliet… well, obviously she’s so bad at her not-job that her teacher and even Holly are like “you’re bad at this.” And don’t get me started with Spiro’s goons… all three of them.

Overall, some parts of this needed to be more realistic than they were to help with immersion, I think. Instead, my SOD was shattered and I spent most of The Eternity Code rolling my eyes and wishing for the end. Really hoping The Opal Deception is better.

Wednesday, July 13, 2022

Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident by Eoin Colfer

 Spoiler Free Reread Review

Definitely better than the last one. Artemis is more fleshed out and actually does some stuff this time around. I enjoyed Mulch’s bit of story. He’s quite fun. Not exactly sure how I feel about Cudgeon and Opal… well, Opal’s crazy pants and Cudgeon’s more annoying than anything else. Would have been nice to see what ends up happening to Opal at the end of this book, since we got to see Cudgeon’s comeuppance.

I would honestly compare The Arctic Incident with Spy Kids 2 in terms of fleshing out characters after having the first installment for setup. They get to inhabit the previously built world and flesh it out more.

Tuesday, July 12, 2022

Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer

Spoiler Free Reread Review

Pretty good, albeit convoluted in places. I like the take on fairies, it’s fresh and more interesting than just having them stuck in some medieval society or something. I also like the differences between the fairy races. I also like the inclusion of their language in an actual visible form. It definitely makes more sense than just being like “they speak whatever and write in runes.” I remember having fun translating it during my first read.

Artemis himself is rather bland. We find out more about him via what others think of him rather than much he actually does, which is not a lot, to be honest. Most of the other characters are much better fleshed out than Artemis.

I vaguely remember really enjoying Juliet when I was younger, but that’s changed. She’s definitely less cool than I remember her being, though I might also be just remembering her in later books.

 

Favorite Quote

“Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the flesh scorched off their skulls.” - Commander Julius Root

First Post

Welcome, welcome, welcome.

I'm really not sure what to put here right now, guess I'll go with an introduction to me and the blog, so let's go.


Hi, I'm Jessica, occasionally known around the internet as "Digi." I'm in my 30s and work for a big retail store, specifically in the meat department. I read. That's mainly what this blog is going to be about. The reading part. I'm basically going to be re-posting my GoodReads reviews here. Maybe with some extras, if I'm feeling up to it.

My reviews are very informal and will not be including summaries in the reviews. They're mainly a way for me to get out my thoughts about the books I'm reading. I tend to read stuff and then not have anyone to talk to about what I'm reading, so the reviews are my outlet.

I am currently working through a ridiculously long TBR (to be read) list that includes both series and singular books. Like, I literally have three lists on my phone right now designating what's on my TBR list. It's a little insane.

The reason I mentioned by work situation at the beginning there was because I read a lot at work... when I have time. Also because I'm kind of going with a branding thing based on my Instagram: Lazy_Droppers_Channel where I post pictures of items re-shelved by customers who never learned how to put things back where they belong or else don't think that rule applies in a store. But yeah... that's not really gonna have any bearing on what I post here, but I did obviously think it was worth mentioning. This also will probably have some effect on my posting. I'm not going to have a set schedule for posting as a) it takes me variable amounts of time to read things and b) my mood and energy level tend to fluctuate a lot.

So yeah. That's it. That's all I've got time for this morning. Will be posting my first review a little later on in the form of an actual blog post.