Sunday, July 31, 2022

Skinwalker by Faith Hunter

Skinwalker (Jane Yellowrock, #1)
A Spoiler Free Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: May 21, 2022


Welp, gave Skinwalker a try and was not impressed. Couple things turned me off: the writing, the main character, and the solve of the mystery. The writing isn’t super bad, else I wouldn’t have finished Skinwalker, but it’s not the greatest, either. It reminded me a lot of things I used to write in high school. Stream-of-consciousness styling that doesn’t actually do the story any favors. As for Jane… she’s some weird combination of super confident and rude and completely oblivious that just doesn’t mesh well. It’s off putting. And as for the ending… well, I have no idea how Jane came to the conclusion she did… and then had the actual answer spoon-fed to her. Not great.

The following are my thoughts while I was reading, followed by my final thoughts on Skinwalker.

Little under halfway through with Skinwalker at this point and I have thoughts. First: the writing style is very stream-of-consciousness until it grinds to random halts in order to describe things. Second: I have a problem with a certain turban and the hiding of weapons. It annoyed me right off the bat and has stuck in my mind as something that just doesn’t make sense. Third: get over this “The Joe, Rick” thing. Just call him Rick or The Joe. Again, annoying. Fourth: read a few reviews that mentioned Beast and how annoyed people were with her. I have zero problems with Beast. She’s a mountain lion, not sure we need to expect her thoughts to be on par with Jane’s.

Speaking of Jane… she’s definitely not even rating in the favorite heroines category for me. She’s really quite boring and inept at doing her job. And inconsistent af. We learn at the very beginning of the book that this is her first foray into working with “civilized vampires” and yet she seems to know more about how they function at times than she should. At other times it’s all “I’m learning a lot from interacting with exactly two civilized vampires.” Add to that a penchant for physical altercations instead of just straight up talking to people as an introduction and you’ve got me rolling my eyes and wondering how she’s not dead yet. Definitely nowhere near the levels of competence in characters I’ve seen her compared to in other reviews (Kate Daniels and Mercy Thompson, for example).

Three-quarters through now… Jane would definitely be dead in almost any other universe with vampires and vampire power structures. Like, yeah, it’s nice to have a little legal paperwork around to subvert a bit of the old “Master Vampire” things, but dude, you’re lucky the Master Vampire didn’t kill you for subverting his authority… or almost killing his daughter-in-law-to-be. Also, Jane REALLY needs to learn to work with cops. As annoyed as I’ve been getting with the Anita Blake novels and their constant “lets talk about how cops work” thing, having a character just straight up baiting them does not sit well with me. You want access to crime scenes, maybe make nice with the cops instead of baiting them all the time. Wtf, woman.

I honestly do not understand where the praise for Skinwalker comes from. I’ve read much better — not versions, but versions is the only word I’m coming up with — versions of this from other authors. The writing is, in my opinion, not where it needs to be to get across the information that actually needs to be given to the reader. It tries to do the blow-by-blow, super descriptive thing but at the same time doesn’t… see my confusion about the turban. I’m also still confused as to how the ending came about… just… Jane suddenly knows who done it and rushes off to deal with it. I mean, that rather sums up all of Jane’s hunting method, really. Just… ugh. I’m not going to be continuing with the Jane Yellowrock series. Not my cup of tea.

Gonna end this on some stuff I did like though. I liked the skinwalker/liver-eater mythology. Always nice to get something other than bog-standard stuff. I liked what we got of actual vampire mythos. Wanted more of that.

If you’re interested, my notes and highlights are visible for Skinwalker over on GoodReads.

Saturday, July 30, 2022

Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer

The Time Paradox (Artemis Fowl, #6)
A Very Spoilery Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: July 30, 2022


This story is bloated and hard to talk about without spoilers. This review, therefore, contains spoilers.

It really feels like Colfer was “padding the runtime” with bad coincidence after bad coincidence. And, as though all of that were not enough, he brings back Opal Koboi from before she attempted her coup and destruction of Haven. Just… ugh. About halfway through the book and I was just so done. Kept pushing til about three-quarters of the way through… and no. Just… no. Ended up skipping part of a chapter. Things got better after that. Seriously, the middle of this book dragged so, so much. Like the middle of a 24 episode TV series.

Everyone’s back in this adventure, even if some are basically their younger selves instead of our friends at this point. The time travel element is a mostly closed loop. Really the only issue left hanging is Opal, unless you count Angeline Fowl, which I don’t really see as an issue. Might be a bit of an issue for Artemis, but that’s really just as well.

I’m not sure how I feel about Artemis’ new brothers. Apparently they’ve got their own little spin-off books, which I won’t be reading. The boys were sweet together in their scene at the beginning, so that was nice, I guess.

I really didn’t like the sudden Artemis/Holly romantic thing that is apparently developing… she’s still way older than him and I think if they end up pursuing this nonsense further, it’ll be a detriment to the series. Honestly, I would like it if Artemis were Ace, but that’s obviously not going to happen so… yeah. Their mutual fixation on the kiss is dumb and I hate it.

The Extinctionists. I fucking hated this part of the story. It’s really the absolute worst and felt like it went on FOREVER. This is really the bit I should have skipped. Kronski reminded me of a drag version of Donald Trump. It was gross. Really should have been substantially cut down. Maybe told from Holly’s POV to just get it over with. Also, we get is Colfer, these people are super stupid rich people with nothing better to do. You could have made your point without being gratuitous about it. I’m not saying not to be political, but seriously… too long, too much.

Seeing Artemis acting without Butler for much of this book just hammers home the fact that Butler is really unnecessary for the job he’s apparently in. Don’t get me wrong, he’s an alright character, but there have been two books where he’s completely taken out and Artemis manages to get along just fine. Now, the boy needs to step up his cardio and combat training, but yeah. Butler mainly just stands around being tall and apparently suuuper dangerous, with the odd conscience-like comment to Artemus. Really, he acts more like a trusted accomplice than a bodyguard. He really spends more time staking out locations and sniping than he does actually guarding Artemis.

I’m not looking forward to The Atlantis Complex mainly due to Opal most likely being the villain again. She’s gone from being kinda quirky to outright annoying. None of what she did in this book spoke to that genius she had before. Also, I feel like her fixation on magic in The Time Paradox is at odds with her earlier (or later, as the case may be) motivations. Actually felt out of character for her. They are going to have to figure out how to pop her back into her proper moment in the time stream at some point, which definitely won’t go well… yeah, not looking forward to the next one, but here we go…

Friday, July 29, 2022

Short and Sweet Reviews

Dance of a Burning Sea (Mousai, #2)

Dance of a Burning Sea by E.J. Mellow

A Spoiler Free Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: May 3, 2022

This one was a lot of fun, much more than the first. I enjoyed the world-building. Made everything seem much more solid and weirdly grounded than the last book. Probably helps that Niya actually went somewhere other than a dreary, moorish manor house.

The relationship between Niya and Alos was definitely well explored in this book. I found it alright, as far as these things go. Wasn’t really in it for the romance, but it wasn’t shoehorned in, so I’ll take it. Their chemistry is interesting, at least.


Alice in Wonderland: The Vampire Slayer
Originally Posted on GoodReads: May 6, 2022


Pacing is definitely reminiscent of the original Alice: In Wonderland. Some of the original “Alice” characters are present, though not all. Alice herself is definitely more capable than the original, I’m sure the age difference helped that, among other things. Pretty interesting. Wasn’t overly fond of the way vampires work… a certain “vein” thing had me rolling my eyes when it was finally completely explained. But yeah, other than that, this was a quick, mostly enjoyable read.

Thursday, July 28, 2022

The Raven Spell and Of the Abyss

The Raven Spell (Conspiracy of Magic #1)
A Spoiler Free First Read Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: March 24, 2022


I thought this was pretty good and very well paced. I’m not sure exactly how to feel about the twists, but they served the story well enough, I think. Also not entirely sure how to feel about the cliff-hanger ending. Apparently we’ll be seeing about that later this year… assuming I remember to be on the lookout for the next book when it comes out.

I liked the magic system, as far as it was explained and shown. Would like to see more in terms of what different kinds of magical creatures there are in addition for Hob, perhaps even other elves like him. I’m kind of envisioning him as the furry council member guy from Arcane. Not sure how accurate that is, but that’s what he looks like in my head. Aside from Hob and the witches, I would definitely like to see more of the world going forward and explore Edwina’s family history that would have resulted in the twisty twist twist.

Anywho, overall, I found Raven Spell to be delightful. 



Of the Abyss (Mancer, #1)

Of the Abyss by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes

A Spoiler Free Semi-Reread Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: April 4, 2022


I definitely had more fun reading this the second time around (and actually finishing it this time). I’m pretty sure my first read of colored by the fact that I’m an avid fan of Atwater-Rhodes’ earlier novels and apparently had expectations that this one would be similar to those. Boy was I wrong. This is very different from the Nyeusigrube set of books.

That said, I’m not super enthralled with the Mancer trilogy… like, enough not to go on to the next two. Maybe at some point, but not now. The ending was predictable enough that I was just like “eh, that’s what’s gonna happen” and it did, so yeah…

I did like the world-building for the most part. Would have liked some history on the Quin side of things, rather than just everyone else. It’s definitely more of a slow burn in terms of the world building, too. You get to feel things out with the characters rather than have things explained through exposition dumps. Which I liked overall.

That’s all I have to say for now, might think of more later. But yeah… there we go.

Wednesday, July 27, 2022

Paradise Lost by John Milton

Paradise Lost

A Spoiler Free First Read Review


I feel the need to give a quick background of my religious upbringing, given the subject matter of this book and my thoughts on it. I was brought up Lutheran. Went to a Lutheran school from preschool through 5th grade. I went to church almost every Sunday from the time I was born (I’m pretty sure anyway) until I was 18 and could stop. I went through a “Profession of Faith” class when I was 13. Sometime after this, I became (and remain) Agnostic for reasons that might become clear as I review Paradise Lost.

I feel like Paradise Lost ended up highlighting a GIANT issue I have with the Judaeo-Christian religions. I’m sure that wasn’t Milton’s intention, but it was my takeaway. The issue is God’s supposed Omnipotence and Omniscience. I’d just like to know why He apparently has to be a dick with his creations, angels and humans both. I just keep coming back to Why?? Why do all this shit? Why allow it? Why not just skip it? And no, the answer of “God works in mysterious ways” does not actually answer anything. It’s just infuriating. I was infuriated through a good chunk of this by the decisions of God.

I also know that this isn’t to be taken literally and with more metaphor than I probably read it. However, that lovely religious upbringing of mine kicked in and I took things more exactly as written rather than looking at the philosophy that’s apparently there… which I don’t read much into in most of my reading anyway so… yeah. Reading between the lines has never been my forte.

I also spent a good chunk of Paradise Lost being confused as to what was going on, in all honesty. Reading poetry isn’t really a thing I do, like, at all, so even getting through this one was impressive for me. Just spent a lot of time flowing with the words and not knowing what was going on or who was talking at any given moment.

The last batch of “books” were somewhat amusing to me in their cherry-picking and rushed telling of the Bible stories. A large chunk devoted to Noah, a tiny bit about the Tower of Babel, Abraham, and the barest mention of David before picking back up with the Nativity. I was legit rolling my eyes by this point, not going to lie. Let’s just skip over giant portions of the Old Testament, like everyone seems to do… but that’s an entirely other thought train I don’t have time to follow right now. I was definitely not at all into the ending parts of this and was just ready for it all to be over.

Definitely not my favorite or anywhere close to the top. Not terrible, though. Made me rage a lot as I was reading, in all honesty.

Tuesday, July 26, 2022

Women of the Otherworld Overview

Women of the Otherworld by Kelley Armstrong

A Mostly Spoiler Free Overview of the Series


Okie dokie, let's get this started. First off, I am going to attempt to keep spoilers out of this overview. Cannot promise anything, so if you're worried about being spoiled for this *checks notes* 10-ish year old book series, I would maybe stay away. I will definitely be discussing characters who don't appear until later in the series, so there's is that. Probably not going to be discussing events, though, because it's been months since I've read the series and a lot of the specifics have left my brain.

Anyway, Women of the Otherworld/The Otherworld (as it was so cleverly re-titled at some point apparently) is a largely ensemble series. Each book focuses on a different character or set of characters, kind of like a comic book series does. Mainly, we encounter Elena and the Wolf Pack and Paige and the Cabals. However, the end focus is most definitely Savannah Levine, who we see grow up over the course of the series through the eyes of other characters. She interacts with all the main book characters to some degree throughout the series but really comes into her own in the last three novels.

I really enjoyed each of Armstrong's characters. Thought they were fleshed out well, even if some of them took a little longer for me to like than a single book. That said, there were some glaring (or at least I thought they were glaring) issues with things like diversity and the wealth of the characters. I'll start with the wealth thing as I've got less of an issue there and probably less to say about it.

Each of the main characters is, to some degree, independently wealthy. None of them really acts like this is the case, in fact Paige and Lucas have some money issues to begin with that then get swept under the rug by Lucas' father. But yeah, there is definitely a whole thing with the characters all having freelance jobs and yet, no money issues that generally come with those jobs. It does give them a degree of flexibility that I think is helpful to the overall plot and is by no means a detriment to the story. I didn't even really think about it until Waking the Witch, when Savannah just off-hand mentions the money she's got. It's not bad, and not something I think most people are going to think about in terms of their stories, after all, no one really wants to have to interrupt the flow of their story for an 40 hour work week.

The diversity issue. Let's see, there's one main character who's specifically not white, three secondary characters who are specifically not white, and a single, I wanna say tertiary, character who's gay. I didn't really think about it during my first read, but during this second read through, it stuck out to me. Okay, so, you've got Hope, really my least favorite character, who's the main character and is half-Indian and half-demon, oft described as a "Bollywood princess." She's actually pretty under-served as a character, getting both the most boring book and the most annoying book before being relegated to a pregnant plot device (an issue in itself). The secondary characters are Lucas (half-Mexican, half-Spanish), Jeremy (half-Japanese, half-white), and Damon Peltier (African-American). Lucas's heritage is a non-issue aside from his brothers' not being very charitable toward his mother. Jeremy's heritage is also a non-issue except for the odd mention in the main series of his looks and his thing with weird runes. Jeremy's heritage is fleshed out more during a couple of the short stories, one of which involving his father being really racist toward his mother. Damon is the series' sole African-American character and he's dead the entire time. Also in my least favorite book: Living with the Dead. The single gay character is Sean Nast, Savannah's brother, who spends 99% of the series in the closet. There are a couple of other random non-white characters in the series, but they're pretty much tiny blips on the radar. Honestly, the only other one that jumps immediately to mind is Zoe, who is a Japanese vampire living in Toronto. She's barely in the main series and has a couple of short stories in which she stars. Uhm, yeah, not great on that diversity. Again, not really something that I noticed in the first read through, but I've grown since the early 2000s and really noticed it this time.

Alright then, let's move on to some stuff I did like. Jaime Vegas was a revelation this time around. I came to really love her character and would have loved to see more of her. Savannah's whole thing in the last two books about not having magic was interesting, but I'm not really sure the motivation behind robbing her of her powers worked out in the long run. I grew to enjoy Elena and Clay's relationship. It was really rocky and actually quite annoying in Bitten, but smoothed out quite well after that. I was really happy that they didn't become super kid-focused after the twins were born. It's been pointed out to me recently that there's plenty of media portraying women being hyper-focused on their kids because women NEED to be focused on their kids to be fulfilled apparently; Women of the Otherworld is surprisingly devoid of that. There's not even any pressure on any of these women to have kids in the first place, which is nice.

One bit of diversity Women of the Otherworld has in spades is its supernatural races. You've got the bog-standard vampires, werewolves, and witches. You've got angels and demons and then half-demons because demons must have sex if summoned, apparently. (Not really how it works here, if you read the series, but it's enough of a trope that I gotta mention it.) You've got sorcerers and necromancers, which don't often get any sort of appearance in most fantasy novels I've read aside from "another word for magic-user" and "probably evil because messing with the dead is evil." Oh, and ghosts. Can't have necromancers with out ghosts. And I have to mention the clairvoyants... they are my least favorite of Armstrong's supernatural races and featured heavily in my least favorite Women of the Otherworld book so... yeah, not fond of them at all. They exist. Makes a nice change from series that go "Oh yeah, we have these three things and not much else because reasons." I did like the different takes on each "species" though there were some mysteries left as to the origin of witches and how exactly Cassandra became a vampire and how exactly vampires work anyway... but overall, I have no real issues with any of it.

The "villains" of the books were mostly alright, from what I can remember of them. Elena's antagonists were mostly written as very distracted by her being a female werewolf in almost the same way Bella Swan is described in The Twilight Saga. She just smells so good to them, it throws them off. Oh, that and most of Elena's antagonists are ragingly sexist assholes, so it's always fun to "watch" them get the beat down. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, a good chunk of Armstrong's antagonists are quite misogynistic assholes. Creepy af, in one way or another. Tyrone Winsloe was gross, Carlos Cortez is gross, the whole clairvoyant thing was super gross, Jasper Haig is the grossest of them all... Just a lot of gross. I almost liked Leah, for as murderous as she was, she was a nice departure from the grosser antagonists.

I definitely recommend reading the series in order, including the novellas and short stories, if you can. The short stories and novellas really flesh out the world, though they mostly focus on the Wolf Pack, some members of which we don't get to see "on screen/stage" at all in the main series. These are mostly available in a few collections of anthologies with a few available for free on Kelley Armstrong's website. My only issue with the anthologies is the lack of chronological reading order in some of them. They're collected together with other Women of the Otherworld novellas and short stories so I don't understand why they're out of chronological order. This bugs me so much. I know you're not really supposed to read anthologies cover to cover, which is fine, but if they're basically supplemental to a series, put them in chronological order, damnit. There is a list of the series in order over on Wikipedia, if you're interested. Again, highly recommend reading it in order with the short stories and novellas.

That's pretty much all I have to say about Women of the Otherworld/The Otherworld. Let me know what you though of the series in the comments. I haven't talked to anyone about this series (other than to rant to my non-reader boyfriend) nor have I read any reviews, so I'm interested to see what anyone else thinks about it.

Monday, July 25, 2022

Thirteen by Kelley Armstrong

Thirteen (Women of the Otherworld, #13)
A Spoiler Free Reread Review
Originally Posted on GoodReads: May 29, 2022


I mentioned in my Spell Bound review that I enjoyed the “Avengers Assemble” of it all. Thirteen had buckets more of that. Definitely enjoyable. Made almost all the world building from the past books and short-stories worth it. Still salty about Living With the Dead… had next to nothing to do with the rest of the series other than getting Bryce vaguely involved.

I currently don’t really have more thoughts on Thirteen. It was epic. There was drama. Surprise reveals were a treat. Savannah and Adam’s relationship was well cemented. All the very straight characters got their happy “endings.” Not to make that sound like the gays (gay, single) also didn’t get their happy endings but… there’s literally just Sean so… yeah. Pretty sure that’s all my thoughts on the story as a whole. If I have more later, I’ll add more comments.

PS: Troy is secretly my favorite.

Stay tuned for my very first Series Overview!