Good Eats 4: The Final Years by Alton Brown

Full disclosure: I haven't cooked anything from this book and mainly just read the info-parts and the footnotes. Alton Brown truly does live in the footnotes.

I will say, reading this cookbook is just like watching Alton Brown's content, only, ya know, staring at sheets of paper and hallucinating his voice in my head rather than watching him move around with his voice coming out of the speakers. I definitely count this as a good thing. I learned a few things and reviewed a few others (as a long-time consumer of Alton content, I've seen a few things he went over in the book before reading the book).

I will probably cook some things out of here in the future. I already swear by his recipe for sugar cookies, so... yeah. Solid, informative, and fun read for any fan of Alton Brown.

In Other News

I have finished my "Harvest" Project over on OviPets. They are part of my Digi's Miscellany Project Line. These guys took me about 11 months to finish. I was originally thinking I'd come up with a better name for them as I was completing the project, but I never did so... yup. Harvest it is.

 

In much sadder news, I was informed yesterday that my Paternal Grandmother passed away that morning. We weren't close at all, but... yeah. Still sad.

Crimson Death by Laurel K. Hamilton - 2026

At the end of my 2017 review, I said "Crimson Death does not lack for pacing." I honestly don't know what I was on when I wrote that... this time around, I felt like Crimson Death was one of the slowest, worst paced things I've read in a while. Every time there was a sense of urgency, that sense died a slow, painful death of discussion, over and over. It's just so long and so drawn out and characters are expositing at each other things they already know and, as readers of this 25th book in the series, we should already know. It's also not like Hamilton doesn't know how to get from point A to point B without zigzagging through the rest of the alphabet, either. The ending batch of chapters was a perfect example of that. But no, we have to discuss everything to death and side-quest like crazy before we get there. It really wasn't fun this time around.

Honestly, Crimson Death mostly feels like a very long, slice-of-life fanfiction. The kind you read or write when you feel the need to flesh out some stuff that otherwise tends to get left on the cutting room floor due to considerations like pacing. It's not bad, exactly, but... yeah... that's what it feels like.

I still like that Anita's second Triumverate got some spotlight. It's about time. I also like getting to learn about the Fey a little more... a very little more, I might add. I also liked the glimpses we got of other power-scaling happening with Jean-Claude and Sin. I also liked the Harlequin stuff, which I would have sworn before I started this reread happened earlier. It's neat to hear how their power-scaling has been affected by the change in leadership.

Oh, and I had a long paragraph in my notes about how I wanted to throw the book at the wall pretty early on due to Detective Logan. He's extremely abrasive right off the bat and is the person the Anita vs. the Police stuff is passed through this time around, which makes me crazy. He hasn't even met her in person at this point and that doesn't get better when he does. So... yeah, thought that was worth a mention.

It really does feel like the ending of the book is rushed. I've honestly been feeling this way about a lot of the Anita Blake endings lately. They're largely unconnected from the rest of the book and just kind of need to happen to end the story. Again, not exactly bad, but given how the rest of the book was... you can feel the rushing... or maybe that's just because the pacing finally picked back up to where it needed to be, not sure. I am definitely not saying we needed more of Moroven posturing, but... yeah. Eh. I'm just not nearly as positive about Crimson Death as I used to be.

Favorite Lines

"Ah, I think much more happens in the back of people's heads than in the front." - Echo

"You can't talk to Bruce Wayne about Batman if you know they're the same person." - Nathaniel Graison

"Just because people are younger than you are doesn't make them children, just young." - Anita Blake

"If you're going to loot the bodies, take the extra ammo." - Anita Blake 

The City, Not Long After by Pat Murphy

I found The City, Not Long After quite chill for a post-apocalyptic novel. I honestly haven’t read many, but what I have read tend to focus more on the violent, uneasy parts than this did. Not that there isn’t any violence here, but the hopefulness and artistry of San Francisco’s population supersedes it.

The surreal elements were neat. I kind of like the idea of the city’s soul basically coming back once there isn’t such a heavy population and helping to defend itself and its citizens. The magical moments it brings, too, are fun.

I found the characters quite vivid. Each important, named one got their own little backstory section, which was nice. My favorite was probably Snake. I like how he found his art and what he ended up doing with it.

I also really loved all the art installations the San Franciscans did across the city. The descriptions were definitely vivid enough, I could see them briefly and feel their impacts on Jax. The art itself made just as much impact as the characters who made it.

I found Fourstar rather flat, though I figure he’s meant to be. Just the kind of antagonist who everyone can envision and make as intimidating, or not, as they want. He reminds me of the Commanders of Gilead, to be honest. There, but not a super direct threat to Jax et al. until he is. I think he just can’t be seen to give up, even if he wanted to, but I also don’t think he really thought he was going to make it out of San Francisco alive… I’m not entirely sure, but also don’t care enough to keep speculating on his motives. He wanted to bring the US back together for whatever reason and that honestly just makes me roll my eyes in his direction.

I can’t help wondering if the rest of the US outside of San Francisco got themselves back together or ended up less US and more like Europe is, just given the breadth of the states. That’s honestly someone else’s story to tell and not really important here at all, I just wonder.

The City, Not Long After really sticks in the brain. It’s thought provoking and surreal and just the right amount of melancholy while still managing to be hopeful, I think. 

Dead Ice by Laurell K. Hamilton - 2026

2026 Review

Definitely spoilers in this one.

Ah, the therapy-speak that just barrels right in here. Yes, getting therapy is good. Yes, it’s good Anita is working on her shit. It’s just a lot, if I’m remembering past this part with Jean-Claude and Micah correctly.

I honestly feel like there’s just so much dialogue that really feels superfluous and slows down the pacing a lot. Now, I am willing to admit that, as a bathroom reread, I am technically “sitting with” scenes a lot longer than I would if I was not reading in small snippets of time, which definitely makes the scenes seem to last longer than they do. However… they still seem quite long.

I perused a couple of other reviews before writing some of this one and… yeah, the lack of editing that apparently happened with this book is definitely more apparent now that I think about it. Just an example I went like “mmm… yep, true” is being reminded almost every time Nicky’s “on-screen” that he’s a sociopath. Really didn’t need that many reminders. This also explains why the random locker room encounters were so long… really didn’t do anything for the plot otherwise. Honestly, now that I know about the editing thing, it's bleedingly obvious and actually colored how I felt about the last batch of chapters... they just seemed to go on and on...

It is kind of fun to see some Jean-Claude power-scaling happening and not just Anita. It’s also very nice that everyone’s concerned about this, given the nature of his powers and parts of his job he doesn’t want to give up. Dev and Micah’s power-scaling is… ehhh… this time around I’m not really feeling it.

I actually like the part with the flesh-eating zombie. It’s an interesting bit of world-building, even if, again, the whole thing felt very long.

Kane can still go die in a ditch. I despise him and am definitely on the Asher hate-train at this point.

I definitely feel like the FBI plotline was largely sidelined for most of the book, which kind of makes sense, given the nature of it. Dead Ice seemed to really want to focus on the relationship stuff more than the crime-solving stuff anyway. This does not end my gripe about having the crime-solving stuff suddenly solved and dealt with last minute, either. The same thing happens here, again.

I am definitely less positive about Dead Ice this time around. It’s fine, but if you’re uninterested in the giant polycule and the spicy scenes, it’s definitely not one you’re going to enjoy.

If you would like to know my thoughts from my last reread, you can find that HERE.

Favorite Lines 

"Revenge is cold comfort when the person you're avenging is already dead," - Anita Blake

"Hanging around you is like the Discovery Channel for monsters sometimes; I always learn something new." - Manny Rodriguez

"It sounded stupid, but love isn't stupid; it's necessary for a happy life." - Anita Blake 

Stone Mad by Elizabeth Bear

So, there is some solid world-building in this. I liked the introduction of Spiritualism and illusionists. I also enjoyed the cryptid, though I definitely wasn’t expecting it. But honestly, Stone Mad felt like a jumble. Might have been the storyline, might have been the inclusion of so many characters in such a short book… not sure.

I also don’t think Priya felt like the Priya we met previously. Probably because she’s a lot more sure of herself and dealing with some crap from her father. I’m just not sure I liked what was there… especially toward the end. I’m going to slightly spoil a bit, but… it’s a small bit. Priya literally watched Karen go out for a walk, saw muddy clothing on the porch (or wherever Karen left it), and is angry about that in addition to the stuff she was angry about before? What? I thought that was kind of ridiculous. Karen came home and slept in the same bed as you, at least she made it home. Bleh.

Anyway… Stone Mad was alright, but just alright. 

Karen Memory by Elizabeth Bear

Karen Memory is an interesting enough book. I think I may have DNF’d it the last time I read it, because I did not at all remember the second half of the book. That’s where most of the action is.

I definitely feel like the descriptions in the book could have used some work. Before Karen strapped herself into the sewing machine, I had zero clue it was essentially a mech-suit. I still could not tell you how any of that worked… or what I was imagining because sewing machine and mech-suit do not square up in my head. Even Peter Bantle’s machine is a nothing-burger of vaguely steam-punk tubes and lighting in my head. A lot of the steam-punk elements very much rely on the reader to make up rather than actual descriptions of them.

The rest of the story was alright. I wasn’t expecting the turns it took, which I guess is realistic, because Karen definitely didn’t, either. I thought Karen and Priya’s romance was cute. Definitely satisfying and not a bury-your-gays trope. But, uh, yeah… fairly rollicking adventure. 

Jason by Laurell K. Hamilton

Not going to lie, I skimmed a good bit of this book upon reread. I'm just not into spiciness as I once was and don't really enjoy reading it. However, Jason does include a fair bit of character work for Anita, J.J., and Jade, so I couldn't just skip the entire book. The character work is great. I think the discussions had here definitely needed to be had and it's nice to get them without something crazy-pants going on in the background. Just a nice, chill, sexy weekend for Anita and the gang. I really enjoyed it.

Funny Related Story

So, I introduced one of my aunts to Laurell K. Hamilton's writing as we were browsing at the library one day. She was interested in audio books and I recognized Hamilton's name on one of the Merry Gentry novels... which I still have not read to this day. Anyway, my Aunt picked up the book and later discovered that it definitely wasn't one she should be listening to with the kiddos in the car/around. Which... I didn't know at the time given a) not read Merry Gentry and b) the Anita books hadn't quite gotten to that point yet at the time... I got a bit of a scolding about it. 🙄

Cut to Christmas 2014 and that same Aunt gifted me this book because I'd asked for it. This book is, like, 99% sex, which I'm pretty sure my Aunt still doesn't know. It just made me laugh as I was reading the first time and amuses me to think about now.

Also definitely don't think the Anita Blake books are kid friendly even without the sex, by the way.